putting the ass back in vertical asymptote!

This Sunday (tomorrow), July 24, celebrate my becoming a high school math teacher by coming to see me put the "ass" back in asymptote at the Red Hots Burlesque special "Freaks and Geeks" themed show (flier attached).

When: 10:30 pm, Sunday July 24th
Where: Rififi (Cinema Classics), E. 11th St. between 1st and 2nd
What: Red Hots Burlesque "Freaks and Geeks" theme show
Why: titties, accordion, and math
How much: just $5 as always!

Other wonderful performers include Dottie Lux, Nasty Canasta, Veronica Sweet, Clea Cutthroat, and Schaffer the "Dark Lord." So get out your ten sided dice, your TI-83's, and your black nail polish, and turn out tomorrow night for the best themed burlesque show of the summer!

Old Ma Femme